A Yarn by Any Other Name...

I'm having a heck of a time. I've been spinning and selling, spinning and selling... and not only am I running out of names, but my yarns seem to be getting wilder and wilder. Somebody stop me! Or at least help me name this one, because I'm at a loss. I'd really like to list it this afternoon, but it's going to be pretty sad if I have to call it "Just Yarn". HELP!